bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

shitshilarious:

collegehumor:

Old Sport

old sport. old sport. old sport.

epic-humor:

christianborles:

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

love her

FITCH PLEASE

see more

calvinccandie:

when i find myself in times of trouble

mother mary comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

get your shit together

butthurtbandboys:

[crawls out of your television] i think you forgot to like my selfie

rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt